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Take this Littlest Pet shop and shove it up your foot!

 

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Please help this mommy keep her sanity! I have a request and plea for you!Stop buying my kids the littlest pet shop toys for presents! I know that my kids love them, but please for the love of god make it stop!   I hate them! these cutesy, little animals  have become the obsession for both my girls and have quite literally taken over my house!  They can’t do anything without them. They can’t go to school, take a bath or go to bed without these plastic hard creatures!I have found them in my purse, in the toilet, on the floor, and even in my car!  I have to constantly moderate the wrestling matches disputes between the girls over these small, little toys! It is ridiculous how they have like fifty of them, and still fight over the pink sparkly dear! Just know that when you buy them, while I am smiling and saying Thank you on the outside! On the inside I am saying eff YOU!  They are all over my house. Stepping on one well,  all I can say is Mother Effer! it hurts like a bitch! I would rather walk on hot coal than to step on one of these things.  and unfortunately I have stepped on more than one of those pointy eared animals!So when sassy came into the kitchen to show me something and she started jumping up and down crying because she just stepped on her beloved toys. I simply looked at her hiding my smile and said Karma is a bitch isn’t it?  umm I am so sorry sweetheart, are you okay! This is why you pick up your shit this is why you pick p your toys, so we don’t step on them. It hurts doesn’t it! She has since kept her pet shops in a box or carrier. Is it wrong that I laughed at her pain on the inside? Maybe I will try this experiment with the next adult who buys my girls a pet shop! That’s right, buy another Littlest Pet shop and you’re getting one in the foot!

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I am a wife of ten years, mom of three, Nurse and student! My household is quite chaotic and busy. With a six year old going on sixteen. we shall call her "Sassy", a four year old, who is stubborn as a mule, she shall be called " mini me", and a one year old, we will call "Buddy". Our girls do Ballet, and our son, well he is all boy! Very curious and always getting in to something. When we found out we were having a boy i laughed and said " god must have known we needed a little less diva in our life," Ha, little boys are quite the handful! I love my kids with all of my heart, and i love my job too! As a nurse leader i get to see many sides to healthcare and help encourage and guide new nurses. I love taking care of patients and being able to have grown up talk and then come home to my babies. The house is usually chaotic with lots of tantrums, and messes, but i wouldn't change it for a bit. On the rare occasion that i am able to have some spare time to myself, i like to read, bake and decorate cakes, and take pictures of my kiddos. Time to myself is rare so i decided to start this blog to have a creative outlet and connect with other working moms, who might be going through the same situations as myself. I hope you enjoy my thoughts and stories as a mom, student, wife and Nurse! These stories will range from Diapers and tutus to meetings and boardrooms! and everything that falls in between. Enjoy and thanks for visiting my site.

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