I like to think that I am a woman with a good amount of common sense. I’m smart, and educated. But today I did something really stupid. I was playing with 1 y/o when I began to smell the ever familiar scent of Stinky baby poo. Sighing I said okay, let’s do this. Normally 1 y/0 will sit there and let me change his diaper. but that little wiggle monster decided that it would be more fun to make me wrestle him. I tried everything. I counted, tickled him, and even began to sing. If your stinky and you know it clap your hands..( To the tune of if your happy and you know it..) Usually if he is feeling particularly squirmy then he will sing along and lay there while I change his diaper. Well this time he was not buying it. Not even for a second and poop was on his feet at this point so what’s a mom to do. I thought okay, here goes he is going to have to get his first spanking. So i took my hand and popped his little hinny… and guess what happened…POOP on my hand..Yep , I really should have thought that one through. I must say , Shitty hands was a first! Well, this makes mommy mishap number ……I don’t know one million I have lost count. definitely not one of my finest moments at all! This is what happens when you are a working, mom who is completely exhausted and just not thinking!
Do you have any messy oops stories or something that you should have thought through a little better? Please share and make this mommy feel a little more normal.