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Happy Whore!

 

I can’t go to sleep without telling y’all about my funny for the night! Yes i say Y’all and yes I’m southern! Look in the southern dictionary, it’s a real word I promise! anyhoo, I took the girls to sonic for a little snack before we did some grocery shopping! Yeah don’t ask me why that made any sense to me at all! I guess I didn’t want cranky hungry girls with me while shopping, It’s hard enough to have them with me. Always takes an hour longer etc. Okay so back to the story. We had pulled in and Miss Independent who is reading everything now that she has completed Kindergarten tells me ” Hey Momma! That sign says Happy Whore!”  What, i couldn’t believe my ears! What sign, I begin frantically looking around to find such a sign, and try to remind myself that she doesn’t know what that word means! I can’t see said sign, so I ask her to show me the sign. She points to the menu at sonic and says right there mom! bahahaha! Yep she meant Happy Hour! Lesson learned once again Don’t take what your kids say at face value! please make me feel better and share a time your kid said something off the Wall! A bad word, something else? Share and we can laugh together!

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I am a wife of ten years, mom of three, Nurse and student! My household is quite chaotic and busy. With a six year old going on sixteen. we shall call her "Sassy", a four year old, who is stubborn as a mule, she shall be called " mini me", and a one year old, we will call "Buddy". Our girls do Ballet, and our son, well he is all boy! Very curious and always getting in to something. When we found out we were having a boy i laughed and said " god must have known we needed a little less diva in our life," Ha, little boys are quite the handful! I love my kids with all of my heart, and i love my job too! As a nurse leader i get to see many sides to healthcare and help encourage and guide new nurses. I love taking care of patients and being able to have grown up talk and then come home to my babies. The house is usually chaotic with lots of tantrums, and messes, but i wouldn't change it for a bit. On the rare occasion that i am able to have some spare time to myself, i like to read, bake and decorate cakes, and take pictures of my kiddos. Time to myself is rare so i decided to start this blog to have a creative outlet and connect with other working moms, who might be going through the same situations as myself. I hope you enjoy my thoughts and stories as a mom, student, wife and Nurse! These stories will range from Diapers and tutus to meetings and boardrooms! and everything that falls in between. Enjoy and thanks for visiting my site.

3 thoughts on “Happy Whore!

  1. When My son was little his favorite word was truck, but it didnt come out as truck, it came out as f–k, it was pretty imberassing, he would go around saying mom likes the truck. But it sounded like mom likes to f–k

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