Walking down the toy store aisle smiling so happily
It’s time to do some shopping for kids one,two and three
With My little ponies, board games and Barbie’s Galore
These were the toys as a kid I would adore!
Instead of Barbie or Ken dolls, What did I see?
A Princess baby on the potty that makes pee pee!
Sigh ( scratches head) as a mom what should I do?
There is even a baby with Magic Charms for poo poo!
I can’t no I just can’t leave here with these toys
Nor should Santa get them for my girls and little boy!
Toys should be simple and not so complicate
Is that a pregnant toy puppy who could have a litter up to eight?
It is just so silly to pay money for these things
Did I just walk past T-shirt that sings?
I must check my list and check it twice
Kid two seems to think a baby that poops charms would be nice
I guess I will give in to this modern toy madness
after all I want my kids happy on Christmas without any sadness
A mom must sometimes give in and be flexible
but make no mistake that stupid doll better poop on Schedule!