Kids say some of the funniest and cutest things. I often forget to share them, so today I will share some recent conversations with my kids
#1-putting the girls to bed
Me- I got bit by something
8y0- fire ants hurt, there needs to be an ant that doesn’t harm you
6yo- I got bit by fire ants once
me- yep, those things hurt
8yo- I know! Sugar ants don’t harm you! They just like sugar
8yo- But you have to watch out, because if there is sweets in your house, then the ants will run off with all your sweets!
6yo- Oh no! We have ice cream in the house!
me- laughing really hard!!!
#2 while in Target one day
6yo- yuck! Who farted, that is so poopy!
3yo- oh no! it was mommy!!
6yo- ( at the top of her lungs) Mommy farted! That is so yucky..
me- plotting revenge ( there was no fating, and if you don’t see my children for a while it’s because practical jokes have to come back and haunt ya, lol!)
#3- At home
3yo-( excited over spiderman underwear) I am going to show D my new spiderman underwear!
Me- we do not show people our underwear
3yo – okay, I will just tell him about it!
me- (checking my son’s lymph nodes for swellings)
3yo- why are you doing that?
me- because I am a nurse, so I need to check them when you are sick.
3yo- You are not a nurse!
me- then what am I?
3yo- uhhh a MOMMY!!!
me- then where do I go to work each day?
3yo- at your best friends house!